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Talking Tree performs the "Where's the Tylenol?" rant by Chevy Chase in Christmas Vacation

Sequence & Lyrics Talking Tree performs the "Where's the Tylenol?" rant by Chevy Chase in Christmas Vacation

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Where's the Tylenol rant
Chevy Chase
FREE SEQUENCE from Listen To Our Lights Talking Tree performs the "Where's the Tylenol?" rant by Chevy Chase in Christmas Vacation
Link to Sequence: https://drive.google.com/file/d/106qRrSVZb0HApCXiDfaaVgPwvCc-F-li/view?usp=sharing
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I don't share music. Below is information for how to purchase and edit the song to get the same mp3 file I used.

How I created the audio file:
Ripped Christmas Vacation DVD to VOB files (Google it)
For each VOB file, Loaded into Audacity v2.3.3 with ffmpeg installed and exported as MP3.
Save as constant bit rate, 128kbps, joint stereo
VIDEO_TS/VTS_01_1.VOB -> VIDEO_TS/VTS_01_1.mp3
VIDEO_TS/VTS_01_2.VOB -> VIDEO_TS/VTS_01_2.mp3
VIDEO_TS/VTS_01_3.VOB -> VIDEO_TS/VTS_01_3.mp3
VIDEO_TS/VTS_01_4.VOB -> VIDEO_TS/VTS_01_4.mp3

Load VIDEO_TS/VTS_01_3.mp3 into Audacity v2.3.3
Select 26m52.556s to 27m37.498s
Trim audio outside of the selection (CTRL-T)
Move selection to 0 timing mark
Select All
Effect->Normalize: Normalize Peak amplitude to -1.0 db
File->Export->Export as MP3
Save as constant bit rate, 128kbps, joint stereo

Alternatively if you are pulling the audio directly from the movie:
"National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation"
Movie Link: https://www.amazon.com/National-Lampoons-Christmas-Vacation-Special/dp/B0000AQS6R
From 1h15m43s to 1h16m27s from the scene where Clark loses it after not getting his bonus


Used Auto Lyrix Align to import the MP3 and Lyrics to generate a Audacity File .txt that was then directly imported into xlights as a timing track

If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one.
I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight.
I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber
over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people
and I want him brought right here,
with a big ribbon on his head,
and I want to look him straight in the eye
and I want to tell him what a
cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low life, snake licking,
dirt eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood sucking, dog-kissing,
brainless, xxxxless, hopeless, heartless, fat ass, bug eyed, stiff legged,
spotty lipped, worm headed sack of monkey shit he is!
Hallelujah! Holy xxxx!
Where's the Tylenol?

[Singing Tree]
Purchased "EFL Singing Tree" with star topper from EFL-Designs.com in December 2021.
Tree has 300 WS2811 bullet pixels and the star topper has 50 pixels for a total of 350 pixels.
Tree model was downloaded from EFL-Designs.com and Star model used xlights native star model.
Star model is configured as 1 string of 50 Nodes/String with 2 layers with an Outer to Inner Ratio of 2.62
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