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Talking Trees recreate "Clark's Asskiss Remark"

Sequence & Lyrics Talking Trees recreate "Clark's Asskiss Remark"

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Song Name
Clark's Asskiss Remark
Chevy Chase, Brian Doyle-Murray, and Michael Kaufman
FREE SEQUENCE from Listen To Our Lights Talking Trees perform the "Clark's Asskiss Remark" in Christmas Vacation
Link to Sequence: https://drive.google.com/file/d/10n97SJIf1N0pam5PQJH6ItZrZgn6-85N/view?usp=sharing
Video Preview (Explicit):
Video Previow (Clean):

Ripped Christmas Vacation DVD to VOB files (Google it)
For each VOB file, Loaded into Audacity v2.3.3 with ffmpeg installed and exported as MP3.
Save as constant bit rate, 128kbps, joint stereo
VIDEO_TS/VTS_01_1.VOB -> VIDEO_TS/VTS_01_1.mp3
VIDEO_TS/VTS_01_2.VOB -> VIDEO_TS/VTS_01_2.mp3
VIDEO_TS/VTS_01_3.VOB -> VIDEO_TS/VTS_01_3.mp3
VIDEO_TS/VTS_01_4.VOB -> VIDEO_TS/VTS_01_4.mp3

Load VIDEO_TS/VTS_01_4.mp3 into Audacity v2.3.3
Select 0h14m27.507s to 0h14m52.511s
Trim audio outside of the selection (CTRL-T)
Move selection to 0 timing mark
Select All
Effect->Normalize: Normalize Peak amplitude to -1.0 db
File->Export->Export as MP3
Save as constant bit rate, 128kbps, joint stereo
"Clarks Asskiss Remark - Christmas Vacation.mp3"

Alternatively if you are pulling the audio directly from the movie:
"National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation"
Movie Link: Watch National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation | Prime Video
From 0h14m31s to 0h14m55s

Yet Another Alternative:
"Official National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 10th Anniversary Movie Soundtrack" CD on track 4 titled "Clark's Asskiss Remark"
Manufacturer:‎ Warner Bros.; LabelWarner Bros. Records (3003234439520); ASIN: B0011E0LXK
There's never been an official release of the Christmas Vacation soundtrack. There were 20,000 numbered CDs of a bootleg soundtrack that were sold at Six Flags Magic Mountain. Normally can be found on eBay.

Want to get rid of the cursing?
How to video:
Generate->Tone: Waveform: Sine; Frequency: 900; Amplitude: 0.3 for the following selections.
0m20.084s to 0m20.435s
0m21.431s to 0m21.711s
0m22.411s to 0m22.720s
File->Export->Export as MP3
Save as constant bit rate, 128kbps, joint stereo
"Clarks Asskiss Remark - Christmas Vacation CLEAN.mp3"

Used Auto Lyrix Align to import the MP3 and Lyrics to generate a Audacity File .txt that was then directly imported into xlights as a timing track

Clark W. Griswold Jr.: Oh, Mr. Shirley. Ah, we got your Christmas card the other day, & my family & I are very flattered that you remembered us.
Young Executive: Corporate Card
Mr. Shirley: Tick. Don't forget that report Bill.
Clark W. Griswold Jr.: Yes, Sir. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.

[Singing Tree]
Purchased "EFL Singing Tree" with star topper from EFL-Designs.com in December 2021.
Tree has 300 WS2811 bullet pixels and the star topper has 50 pixels for a total of 350 pixels.
Tree model was downloaded from EFL-Designs.com and Star model used xlights native star model.
Star model is configured as 1 string of 50 Nodes/String with 2 layers with an Outer to Inner Ratio of 2.62
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